I can be your Nancy you can be my Sid

Hi, im Mathylda, a victim of my mind. Im from Czech Republic, but i think that i was kidnapped from my home planet when i was a kid, but im lucky bitch beacuse i have great human family and my human friends act like im one of them.

shy-and-i:

akumakawa:

soloontherocks:

jackthevulture:

IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.

One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

I might be in love please send help

I think my favorite part was the role reversal switch.

"Can I put on some real clothes now."

I am in love with this song

(via chooseconfidence)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via to-be-fit-or-not-to-be-fit)

xmonmon:

left photo: cardio when ever & ate whatever my heart desired.
right photo: fast cardio, lifting & healthier choices.

xmonmon:

left photo: cardio when ever & ate whatever my heart desired.

right photo: fast cardio, lifting & healthier choices.

(via be-healthy-and-happyy)

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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